Lucifer Vs. Lucifer
Okay but think about this…. What if Lucifer (SPN) got locked in a room with the Lucifer from fox’s show Lucifer?
(Lucifer-SPN, Luci-Fox)
They would just sit there insulting each other. Lucifer insulting Luci for being all posh and British and for being so close with humans and taking in the pleasures of humanity. (Parties, drugs, sex, alcohol. The last one isnt as bad. Lucifer can’t deny he hasnt had a drink once in a while but definitely not in the amounts Luci has) Lucifer calling him weak or something for not being as hands on as he is. (“And really? Helping the cops? You’re satan! Keep your imagine up!” -Lucifer) and definitely for always being dressed up in some suit or another. He would most definitely insult luci for his “devil face”. (“A devil face? Really? I’m an angel. I’m not supposed to look like some half bird thing that crawled out of hell after having its face dragged cross the concrete before being set on fire.” -Lucifer) and definitely their difference in powers. (“Seriously? You can only make people reveal their inner most desires, are stronger than a human and are immortal….that’s it? Wow….that’s just sad” -Lucifer)
Mean while, luci would insult Lucifer for being too serious. For needlessly killing someone who was bothering him. (“The man just wanted to get to the ice cream truck! Ya didn’t have to blow him to pieces because he accidentally caused you to trip over your own feet!” -Luci) definitely insulting the way Lucifer dresses. (Depending on which season you go for. Season 5 lucifer: “it looks like a work man on strike and then became homeless before he got his job back.” -Luci.
End of season 12: “well the leather jacket and somewhat tamed hair does suit you a bit better. But who in heaven or earth thought that those shoes would work with that colour jacket.” -Luci. “you know what, shut up. I’ll have you know that even though I don’t particularly care about appearance, this outfit goes together nicely.” -Lucifer. “What ever you say” -luci.
Season 13 luci: “you look like a bumb.” -luci. “Excuse me?” -Lucifer. “No offense, ya look homeless.” -luci)
And luci would insult Lucifer for looking like his most people stereotype him- Blonde hair, blue eyes. He would definitely insult Lucifer for being uptight and not trying to have fun in a less violent, less messy way. (“Its not messy if I clean up after I’m done” -Lucifer)
Like….it would be hysterical. A room full of daddy issues (who had it worse… Arguably Lucifer did. Luci wasn’t caged. Just banished to rule hell) sass, sarcasm and two kinds of narcissism.
Ooh your last two gifs! What if they also do comparison on who’s wings are better looking or have more use
Ohh yess. I didn’t even think about that.
Luci Would tease lucifer that he cant show his wings on a physical plan, while complaining that he was forced to have his wings back and can’t get rid of them no matter how many times he cuts them off.
Meanwhile Lucifer- “my wings and true form are just so complex and powerful and beyond human comprehension that they can’t take a Coreprial (I hope that’s how it’s spelled. Its really late and I can’t think) form.”
Luci: “you get what you see from me.”
Lucifer: “near all powerful multidimensional wave length over here.”
Luci: “well that’s rather boring.”
Luci has those big beautiful white wings.
My headcanon is that lucifer had 6 like his brothers. Six large iridescent white wings. But he lost the lower 2 sets when he was cast out. His remaining pair of wings were broken and scarred and his time in hell charred them black.
Lucifer would show his wings though. Despite the damage. Despite how hideous and ugly he and disgraceful he thinks they look now. All those scars and burns and the scars that form on his back where the other 4 wings would have connected. They just show how much lucifer had survived. How much he’s suffered and over come. How much he has struggled just to survive.
Because despite every thing. Luci’s wings were undamaged. Luci never suffered the sort of hells that lucifer did. Luci’s wings are intact and something he doesn’t want. Lucifer’s wings are damaged, a disgrace. But he could never live without them.
Fox’s Lucifer’s family is also on more speaking terms with him, which Supernatural Lucifer is desperately missing
Very true.
Luci has one brother who is on constant speaking terms with him. He has a good relation ship (goodish) with amenadiel (who I’m pretty sure is their version of Michael) and amenadiel is constantly looking out for luci, trying to protect him while still being loyal to go. Luci also doesn’t want anything to do with God. He blatantly tries to defy him just to piss him off.
Lucifer’s family hates him. Every one in his family wants him dead. They Humilate him, insult him, degrade him. They see him as a freak and an abomination. Lucifer’s own brother tried to stab him in the back and tried to kill him just because that’s what God wanted. “Because it’s just And the right thing to do.” (Fuck you too Michael) Lucifer has no family left that cares about him. Castiel will only ever work with Lucifer if he absolutely has to, but he hates him. Lucifer just wanted an apology from god. But then Chuck goes and tells him what he wants to hear, just to use him and then abandon him again. Lucifer tried to get chucks attention cause as much as he might act like he hates him at times or as much as he’s pissed at him, Lucifer needs his dad back.
Their relationships with their families are definitely dramatically different.
As was God’s punishment to them for rebelling.
Luci was just cast out to rule over hell (it was later discovered that God actually wanted to kill him. But luci’s mum convinced him to just send luci to hell instead.)
Lucifer was beaten and cast out and thrown into a cage for billions of years (Jesus Christ I don’t even wanna imagine that in hell time) and let out only to die.
I honestly wonder how Luci Would have turned out if he had had to go through all the shit Lucifer did.
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