Evidence:
ways to look more angelic:
three pairs of wings
Wheel
announce your arrival by screaming “FEAR NOT” everywhere you go
Be able to disintegrate your enemies with a snap
(For the record, I would like to say that I’m now imagining Lucifer appearing in a dress with pink and gold eyeshadow and pink glowly blush, a small bundle of flowers in one hand, flaming sword in the other, yelling out “FEAR NOT” as he appears to save sam’s ass by disintegrating a group of demons/monsters with a snap)
Okay but think about this…. What if Lucifer (SPN) got locked in a room with the Lucifer from fox’s show Lucifer?
(Lucifer-SPN, Luci-Fox)
They would just sit there insulting each other. Lucifer insulting Luci for being all posh and British and for being so close with humans and taking in the pleasures of humanity. (Parties, drugs, sex, alcohol. The last one isnt as bad. Lucifer can’t deny he hasnt had a drink once in a while but definitely not in the amounts Luci has) Lucifer calling him weak or something for not being as hands on as he is. (“And really? Helping the cops? You’re satan! Keep your imagine up!” -Lucifer) and definitely for always being dressed up in some suit or another. He would most definitely insult luci for his “devil face”. (“A devil face? Really? I’m an angel. I’m not supposed to look like some half bird thing that crawled out of hell after having its face dragged cross the concrete before being set on fire.” -Lucifer) and definitely their difference in powers. (“Seriously? You can only make people reveal their inner most desires, are stronger than a human and are immortal….that’s it? Wow….that’s just sad” -Lucifer)
Mean while, luci would insult Lucifer for being too serious. For needlessly killing someone who was bothering him. (“The man just wanted to get to the ice cream truck! Ya didn’t have to blow him to pieces because he accidentally caused you to trip over your own feet!” -Luci) definitely insulting the way Lucifer dresses. (Depending on which season you go for. Season 5 lucifer: “it looks like a work man on strike and then became homeless before he got his job back.” -Luci.
End of season 12: “well the leather jacket and somewhat tamed hair does suit you a bit better. But who in heaven or earth thought that those shoes would work with that colour jacket.” -Luci. “you know what, shut up. I’ll have you know that even though I don’t particularly care about appearance, this outfit goes together nicely.” -Lucifer. “What ever you say” -luci.
Season 13 luci: “you look like a bumb.” -luci. “Excuse me?” -Lucifer. “No offense, ya look homeless.” -luci)
And luci would insult Lucifer for looking like his most people stereotype him- Blonde hair, blue eyes. He would definitely insult Lucifer for being uptight and not trying to have fun in a less violent, less messy way. (“Its not messy if I clean up after I’m done” -Lucifer)
Like….it would be hysterical. A room full of daddy issues (who had it worse… Arguably Lucifer did. Luci wasn’t caged. Just banished to rule hell) sass, sarcasm and two kinds of narcissism.
Ooh your last two gifs! What if they also do comparison on who’s wings are better looking or have more use
Ohh yess. I didn’t even think about that.
Luci Would tease lucifer that he cant show his wings on a physical plan, while complaining that he was forced to have his wings back and can’t get rid of them no matter how many times he cuts them off.
Meanwhile Lucifer- “my wings and true form are just so complex and powerful and beyond human comprehension that they can’t take a Coreprial (I hope that’s how it’s spelled. Its really late and I can’t think) form.”
Luci: “you get what you see from me.”
Lucifer: “near all powerful multidimensional wave length over here.”
Luci: “well that’s rather boring.”
Luci has those big beautiful white wings.
My headcanon is that lucifer had 6 like his brothers. Six large iridescent white wings. But he lost the lower 2 sets when he was cast out. His remaining pair of wings were broken and scarred and his time in hell charred them black.
Lucifer would show his wings though. Despite the damage. Despite how hideous and ugly he and disgraceful he thinks they look now. All those scars and burns and the scars that form on his back where the other 4 wings would have connected. They just show how much lucifer had survived. How much he’s suffered and over come. How much he has struggled just to survive.
Because despite every thing. Luci’s wings were undamaged. Luci never suffered the sort of hells that lucifer did. Luci’s wings are intact and something he doesn’t want. Lucifer’s wings are damaged, a disgrace. But he could never live without them.
Fox’s Lucifer’s family is also on more speaking terms with him, which Supernatural Lucifer is desperately missing
Very true.
Luci has one brother who is on constant speaking terms with him. He has a good relation ship (goodish) with amenadiel (who I’m pretty sure is their version of Michael) and amenadiel is constantly looking out for luci, trying to protect him while still being loyal to go. Luci also doesn’t want anything to do with God. He blatantly tries to defy him just to piss him off.
Lucifer’s family hates him. Every one in his family wants him dead. They Humilate him, insult him, degrade him. They see him as a freak and an abomination. Lucifer’s own brother tried to stab him in the back and tried to kill him just because that’s what God wanted. “Because it’s just And the right thing to do.” (Fuck you too Michael) Lucifer has no family left that cares about him. Castiel will only ever work with Lucifer if he absolutely has to, but he hates him. Lucifer just wanted an apology from god. But then Chuck goes and tells him what he wants to hear, just to use him and then abandon him again. Lucifer tried to get chucks attention cause as much as he might act like he hates him at times or as much as he’s pissed at him, Lucifer needs his dad back.
Their relationships with their families are definitely dramatically different.
As was God’s punishment to them for rebelling.
Luci was just cast out to rule over hell (it was later discovered that God actually wanted to kill him. But luci’s mum convinced him to just send luci to hell instead.)
Lucifer was beaten and cast out and thrown into a cage for billions of years (Jesus Christ I don’t even wanna imagine that in hell time) and let out only to die.
I honestly wonder how Luci Would have turned out if he had had to go through all the shit Lucifer did.
Sam: You’re pretty cool for an old guy.
Gabriel: I’m not THAT old.
Sam: You keep telling yourself that.
An Article from Neena Susan Thomas
“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.
2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.
3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.
4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.
5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.
6] Number three is public restrooms.
7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.
8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.
9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.
10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.
POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:
1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.
2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.
3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.
4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.
5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.
6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.
7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.
FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.
2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .
b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.
If u have compassion reblog this post.
‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.
REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW
AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD.
So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.
THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”
EVERYONE BOOT THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
This is so fucking unfortunate that we need this
it just makes me angry that women need this.. but we do and if you see this, PLEASE REBLOG. it doesn’t matter if you are a male or a female. by reblogging this, you might save someone’s life.
Don’t scroll past this, it’s so important
nothing to do with what my posts are normally about but this is SO damn important!! don’t scroll past without reading and / or reblogging!
this is fucking important. Idc if your blog is perfect, fucking reblog this. It may save someone.
sorry if i reblog this everY FIVE MINUTES
It’s pretty sad that we need this.
There’s a lot of evil out there. So ladies bare in mind and follow this guide, and PLEASE be safe!
Armie: “We made out before every take, of every scene, even if we weren’t in the scene together, I would go to set just to ‘warm up’ as we liked to call it.”
monthly reminder
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Duh
godsproblems
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